"the heart of our community is people. and the heart of people, is the head. the head, and the legs."
still not gonna rest until "has dogs," "no dogs," "secret dogs," and "dogs" are recognised steam tags.
it's impossible to see this picture and not think "gamers" and vice versa.
was pouring water and came to an emergency All Stop, it's a hal'lowe'en miracle.
i like my stoner metal like i like my old world automata: grinding, chunky, and vast; relentless machines driven by inscrutable, arcane powers.
i'm finding uses for sporks.
port sneak king to everything you villains
some days, viz., friday, november 2nd, 2018, you remember you are a beautiful son of a bitch.
did you know
is an anagram
i'm never not going to be proud of this thumbnail.
heads up folks it's
here's a tip, enable dark mode on all your devices by detonating a nuclear weapon in the upper atmosphere.
please, only my parents call me ogg vorbis.
a gender reveal party, but when you show up it's just an angry tamarian who hands you a dagger and goes on about the beast at tanagra.
eine kleine nactraiser
i want to say "like mastodon or diaspora*, but for email" but i'm worried i'm gonna be foisted like one of those startuppies who "invents" a privatised library.
"what you need is a good light-hearted font, laugh a little."
"but doctor, *i'm* comic sans."
the gritty reboot of vvvvvv is a next-generation fps with ambient occlusion to the max and every time you jump captain viridian says fuck.
well that's my work week finished,
pack it in, nick my chum.
it helps to imagine "the cloud" as an octopus.
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