"the heart of our community is people. and the heart of people, is the head. the head, and the legs."

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still not gonna rest until "has dogs," "no dogs," "secret dogs," and "dogs" are recognised steam tags.

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it's impossible to see this picture and not think "gamers" and vice versa.

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was pouring water and came to an emergency All Stop, it's a hal'lowe'en miracle.

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i like my stoner metal like i like my old world automata: grinding, chunky, and vast; relentless machines driven by inscrutable, arcane powers.

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some days, viz., friday, november 2nd, 2018, you remember you are a beautiful son of a bitch.

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here's a tip, enable dark mode on all your devices by detonating a nuclear weapon in the upper atmosphere.

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a gender reveal party, but when you show up it's just an angry tamarian who hands you a dagger and goes on about the beast at tanagra.

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i want to say "like mastodon or diaspora*, but for email" but i'm worried i'm gonna be foisted like one of those startuppies who "invents" a privatised library.

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"what you need is a good light-hearted font, laugh a little."
"but doctor, *i'm* comic sans."

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the gritty reboot of vvvvvv is a next-generation fps with ambient occlusion to the max and every time you jump captain viridian says fuck.

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what do we have to prepend so that the acronym for internet of things becomes idiot

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