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"Can I get a return ticket to x please."
"It'll be cheaper getting a day ticket."
"Yeah, but I need a return ticket."
"That's what I'm saying, you can get a day ticket and use it like a return."
"I _specifically_ need a return ticket."
*driver begrudgingly prints a return ticket*

See, marra, that wasn't so fucking hard.

Really not seeing how people think that ad is sexist tbh.

Lots of bunnies from the plush bot lately.

Alec Baldwin accidentally, and fatally, shot a crew member on set with a prop gun while filming Rust.
Which begs the question, didn't everyone ditch live-fire prop guns after The Crow?

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/10/21/entertainment/rust-film-accident/index.html

@roxie Waiting until they switch to Pleurisy+Soapbox tbh.

Absolutely fraudulent that Utah Saints aren't actually from Utah.

At least we still have Hazell Dean.

There's an ad for the latest season of Geordie Shore (seriously, how compelling is a bunch of drunkards in Newcastle, really?) and I'm pretty sure the music they chose for it ripped off "Yeah Yeah Beats" by she.

@MmeLibertine @Thomas I do NOT regret blocking mastodon.online at all.

@hoppet @baronvonjace Love to defy COVID safety mandates by *checks notes* pushing myself towards heart failure at an alarming rate. /s