Jo Jerrica Decker @Jo@social.diskseven.com

@dankwraith
Funnily enough my parents' water tank started leaking around 3am last monday morning.

@maple
If you want.

Why don't you swan dive into a brick wall, you faux-Pixar Go Outdoors advert.

@dosnostalgic
#BetterWithoutContext

@netkitty
Aww :)

@natsumisummer @hirnbrot

@lawremipsum
*rolls up with a wrecking ball*
@alex

@pea
Not without protection.

@LexPendragon
That's the mature animated one, apparently.
@polychrome @AlexLW

So I bought that £6 radio. It feels cheap as hell but it works surprisingly well on both bands.

@LexPendragon
IIRC there's also two animated series in the works too. One for mature audiences and one for younger viewers.
@polychrome @AlexLW

@pzmyers
Not going to lie, I misread that as Armoured Septic.

No regrets.

@netkitty
What's the flower for?

@drifting_in_circles
D:

@revenant
Eh, they'll be up on YouTube later.

A national paper is having a "SNOWFLAKE BRITAIN" tantrum over the idea of being fined £100 for swearing in the street.

I thought these paedophiles wanted the country to be "civilised"

@BrokenBiscuit
You're not wrong for the most part.

@a_breakin_glass
Yep, a UK plate.

How boring do you have to be to own a Mustang and a number plate that basically says Mustang?