WELP, I fixed the problem, but my mum still doesn't want to keep the damn thing because it's overheating apparently. Which could probably be solved with a can of air, but nope, she's not having it.
So fuck that, I'm salvaging what I can from it.
By that, I mean this. No exposed wire by the looks of it, so it can probably be shoved back in there and maybe a cable tie to hold it in place.
Which is ironic for someone who owns two motorcycles that have parts replaced over their lifespans.
The main light is off but these things are still illuminating half the fucking room. O.o
I really need to watch the original BSG in full: