Jo Jerrica Decker @Jo@social.diskseven.com

"I'll stay with Alfur, for emotional support."
"I don't need emotional support."
"But *I* do!"

Alfur's got a girlfriend now, it seems.

Alfur saving the day with paperwork again.

That fucking face on Alfur's replacement when he jumps.

Dammit, Bartell, not everything has to be resolved with combat!

OMG, the Librarian surfing a vacuum cleaner.

DAVID ACCIDENTALLY PHOTOCOPIED A TIDE MOUSE.

*sees a Henry vacuum cleaner*

The gold mouse poop literally burned a hole in David's pocket.

That's a sentence I never expected to write.

David: "Witches? I don't think I'm ready to meet a real witch!"
Frida and the Librarian: *look at each other awkwardly*

THE JORTS INCIDENT

Oh no, is that the tide mice?

I guess the ogre was happy with the stew, then.

"You promised we wouldn't use the Nowhere Space for everyday travel!"
"Is out everyday that my mum would be captured by a bunch of hooligans so she can be fed to an ogre?"
"It's not far from an average day."

TONTU.

A creature even trolls are afraid of?

"These grumpy fellas and I are the thirteen yule lads."
"But... there's only seven of you."
"We work in shifts."

Ghost: "I'll get you for this! You've got a lot of shoes between you! You haven't seen the last o-"
Frida: "Oh, boo off!"
Ghost: *sulks off*

Well, that wolf-thing is dead.

The Wood Man: "A lot of people aren't even sure [deerfoxes] exist."
Hilda: "But that's ridiculous! Twig exists."
The Wood Man: "So do I *knock-knocks* but there aren't any books written about wood men either. Nothing peer-reviewed anyway."